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I am simply a home-schooled
14 year old Christian girl
I had a co-worker
who would giggle uncontrollably
if you walked up to him and just said,

boobies my dear

the witch said I cannot help you
She paused
adjusted her hat
and turned to leave
We must not anger the Juggalos

Jack London's Famous Short Story

Every human being
On this earth had been dreaming
Has been dreaming
And will continue to dream

There are many men
Who want to be able to shoot
Their cum just because
They view it as something
That is very manly
And they want to be able to
Do it too

Increase Ejaculate
Up to five times
With horny hands
When it comes to giving
By man prick on love date
Gets their face
Splashed with man goo
It becomes ugly
And inaccurate
Because our thoughts are
Bottom dying metaphors
Verbal
False
Limbs
Pretentious diction
Meaningless words
Six rules p.s.

For Baltimore we were
Pretty extreme taking
The high road

With Derrida

It Was A Little Bit Deeper Than That It Was Personal

Anytime one of the members
Started to lose interest she
Pretty much spit on your secret hole
I’m pro substance and style
It just hasn’t and probably can’t
Suck the life out of literature
As a melodramatic sissy
And Stein as a celebrity-sucking
Charlatan the Blavatsky of letters

Yeah I have to have
A breather foot going back
Full time to an ashtanga studio
I'll save money when I'm dead
Seriously

How could Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ever happen in a world like this?
That you said you couldn't remember
The last time you'd wished
A celebrity would go hiking in Iran
You know what's funny
No matter what

People argue in the commentary field
It's really quite ridiculous
Merry Christmas fucktards

The Atomic Bomb is Not Moby-Dick

Even when you're terrified
That said bomb is going
To fuck you in the ass
The Pynchon of Gravity's Rainbow
Is terrified of being fucked
If you are a young American
And you're bored
How about making a bomb
In your mom's kitchen
Like a franchise of McDonald's
Or my childhood favorite Carvel
These al-Qaeda cells
Are locally owned and operated
Spock would never betray
The emotion of discomfort
Or any other emotion
for that matter
I was in a car accident
A few years ago and it left me
With no teeth so
I now wear dentures
At first I thought it was
A horrible thing but like
They say every cloud
Has a silver lining
And the pleasure I can now
Share with the men of the world
Is my silver lining
I'm 6 ft. tall
Weigh about 240lbs
With long curly dark
Hair and blue eyes
If your one of those guys who's
Always wanted to try a gummer
But didn't want someones Grandmother
Doing it for you then I'm you girl
The next night we ate whale
Which he likes to repeat for long stretches
At public readings
His record is seven minutes
Isn't that what Paris Hilton does
Rack up points
Produce nothing of value
All these self indulgent a-holes
make me hope Mexico
Annexes this stupid country
Everything that even hints
At some nobility of spirit
I’ve learned from these creatures
I do love the way you put
Your words together in this story
I will try to comment
Tonight when we get to a motel
Hey I'm the curvy girl from metaquotes
who is extremely supportive
of your fashion goals
Friending you now
I went from being
School teacher of 8 years
To a cam girl
Also three paragraphs up from the bottom
Yes I suggested his observations are akin
To today’s surveillance techniques
Twitter & FB
Emma Watson’s vagina
looks the same as it did
before she cut her hair
I’m just sayin
If you want to view
Any of these things let me know
PayPal will keep my money

Welcome To The Official Facebook Page

About smoking hot
Fierce fabulous and can
Spend money booze
It up and party
With the best of them
Lust is easy
For me love
Is hard which means
Either she's just
The best thing
Goin' in town
Which is possible
Or he's just naturally
Got a lot screamin'
In him when he gets
A movin I also think
That men need to
Be penetrated

Also kids
Are fairly unimaginative
Where did the women folk
Get the idea that writing
About their lives
Might be interesting
I work in
Children’s book publishing
So maybe that makes
Me qualified to comment
On the original
And one true karate kid

Anger with ambition
Is one thing but
Mindless anger
Without purpose
Is least I think
They took down
The ones
That called for my rape
I love the idea of a grand tour
It’s nostalgic when Non-Nazi
Germans and Austrians
In my experience
discuss Jews the way
Liberal White North Americans
discuss Blacks
Though that
Anxiety of influence
Stuff has legs

God's Wrath and now I can't get **** from her

Julia Roberts struggles with masses of pizza
Oh for the glory days of Jack Bauer
Cut to the torture scenes or else zippiest firearm
In the toolkit does diddly in close-up melee lopez
Or fat ass Keira Knightley wants to yiff

In the wake of all that happened
Finding old tracks on you tube
Is the bollocks when the corn laws
Wake you up to the sound
Of some idiot
In a Chevelle doing donuts

Asian street meat as avant poetics
And we wondered where she got
Those firm wobbly plumpers

Meat bait you know that if it
Smells like funk then it must be us
Sex and the city girls
Are God's vagina

You need to set your
Little sexy ass down and watch yourself
Get killed

And I would smoke an old cigar
Then I would eat an entire large pizza
Off her dreads then I’d bind my wrists together
And jump up and down then I would tear
Open those fish nets and wrap them
Around some wet laundry and squeeze
Out all the dog poo yard dog red wine

I love a good bit of spnak me

I Liked To Hear People Say 'Ouch

Accused gang member says
Only crime is baking cupcakes
Lesbian pajamas by Heather and Lori
Creates fabulous whimsical stains
The dramatic cupcake dog

Is having flashbacks from the war
On wedges and heels
With wooden soles really beautiful
Frosting fun Martha Stewart
Ponies pony pony in my pocket
I was so excited
When I found out she loved
Ugly crazy women porn

The axe swung today
Now don't misunderstand my gratitude
I would never ever spend more
The next thing to cut back on is labor cost
Just bought the J. Crew one on sale today
For ten forty nine so comfy

Desensitizing with masturbation
It sounds like you have reached
What they call in the rehab world
Being sick I'm glad they're adding
The don't care button

Don't you be sassin' me Frankenstein
Behold I am the ancient
Aztec God of bitch smacking
It's a pleasure to meet you
I know there is allot of trolls on here so
I'm sure this is like a god send to em

Some exaggeration and fake moaning
Lots of exaggeration and fake moaning
Recently I heard
On the radio they were talking
About saying why
Medical care costs were
Sure as a blog
Returns to its vomit
Your friends see it
Your stalkers see it
Your free lesbian babysitter sees it

It's One Of The Many Normal Human Emotions Or Moods

A dynamic post-secondary institution
Along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer
And academic relationships providing the guidance and investing the seed
And services for lawyers and for the public
Association specializing in public policy advocacy on business issues
Both undergraduate and graduate programmes are offered in many disciplines
Business licenses and recreation program registration city job applications and more
Cutting-edge science and tech
Editing as key in producing effective communications in the corporate
Evidence-based classroom program that has shown dramatic effect
Explanation of inflation target and market
Includes attractions history parks recreation taxes environmental programs transit
Includes footnoted script credits blog
Includes news on latest threats advisories planning tips and job opportunities
Institution committed to encouraging and fostering critical
Is a weekly general medical journal that publishes new medical research findings
Jet propulsion laboratory research affiliation
Largest protestant denomination
Membership dues from individuals who have joined to obtain such member benefits as nicely
Offers non-formal education to girls
Over sixty restaurants eight stages family activities free admission
Registered dietitians that provide resources for consumers
The exact spelling of a word
To die of fever
We have been very successful
With a lot of hoppin' swingin' fun

Show Me Your Tits

I was only drawing attention
to the irony of trying to import western
Irony my friends say they think it's
Disgusting but I find it keeps me focused
On what I wear or how I fix my hair
Hey Cinderella show us your tits
Long dyed hair under a trucker's hat
Wannabe intellectuals
Think reading
Editing software at six feet and eleven inches a
New Jersey girl has been crowned Miley
In other words some women will like porn
At least as much as the average man
Issued the obligatory
It's not my fault mullet
And it is here to stay
Negative comments on this
And see how others
Rate your boobs
And the other two S Club 7 shows
Choosing porn that women like
Requires common sense and just
A bit of knowledge infecting cities
Towns and villages alike
But most of the time
They like unbearable shrill annoying dog shit
It only ever seems to be these sorts
Who are willing flash us with their delights
But don't listen to conservative pundits
Who would like to convince you otherwise
Is it normal for women to watch porn
What do you think
A few self-righteous friends and relatives
Will tell you that breastfeeding is best
Ever ask yourself whether something
In your life is normal or not
Come on now let down your guard
I just want to look and see
What you got for me
What you got for me show me
Show me your tits

Spill Baby Spill

Chicks dig me
Because I rarely wear
Underwear and when I do
They are Sylvester Stallone
Testosterone-filled
Philly cheese steak at Johnny Utah's

Where I ride the mechanical bull

Your penis name is Thrill Drill
It's not like you can go down to True-Value
And buy oil-rig cause we fucking
Founded this country asshole

So your wanna be attempt

To be a rebel

So chicks will dig you doesn't work
Chicks get thrills on boats named Wonder Bread

Orca
And Tiny

Cuz chicks dig brain damage

And dealing with psychological scars
A black Hummer complete with a
Drill baby Drill bumper sticker
Gets them more willing to initiate love-making

And either you support the troops or you don't
Skimmer boats worked for me as they gets me willing

And only ugly fat chicks dig guys in a Prius

Avoid stigma of paying a publisher

Sometimes it is hard to order
A prescription for lithium
Over the phone
When other people are around
So do what I do
Refer to lithium
As the drug that starts with L
When the power of the clam
Is so intense that the sun shines
Out of your crotch heygrrl
Just wasted an hour of my life
Watching Jill a nice Jewish girl
Who is planning her wedding
Rose is a long-haired Latina
Who has problems
Hatched from a horrifying alien egg
Laid on cover of Rolling Stone
So I found myself on a couch
Spending too much time on youtube
Watching Buffy fanvids
With Lady Gaga songs
Roll out the welcome mat ladies
I wonder do you think Christopher Hitchens
Likes Stevie Nicks

George Steinbrenner left after pleasuring me in the bathroom

The annoying Facebook Girl
Queue Maury Povich
I'm such a loser for doing this
I thought the parking lot looked familiar
But I've only visited Santa Monica
Dear god you guys are such trolls
I'm like the Internet whore
I'm on the Internet way too much every day
Only because the most die-hard fans
Would do such a thing because you know
I don't care at all
so here we go
Chorus
How come every time you come around

I'm actually a student at Millburn High School
And I would like to
Back off I'm a Corporate Whore
There's no such thing as a free lunch
there's only prostitution you buy
Was my dress a bit too see through
I'm such a carb whore
I'm happy with my choices
Why can't people just leave it alone?
Then we had the mommy is a whore talk
And the dirt cow makes my cock itchy

I'm your sexually explicit new neighbor

A message was left by Jennifer
An inquiry was made by Ella
An old buddy says "wasssup"
An old Schoolmate says hello
Ann lives just 10 blocks from you
Ann lives just 12 mins from you
Hey I'm only 10 mins from you
Hey I'm only 17 mins away
Hey I'm only 18 miles from you
Honey wants to hookup
Jenna has made a comment
Jessica is very intrigued by you
Michelle seems really interested in you
Sarah is attempting to contact you
Victoria seems really interested in you

Cancer is really interesting

Male and Girl. Pharmacy Shop

I try to emulate hip hop in terms
Of its syntax to the brim
With the sweetest nectar
Is annoying to my teenage daughter's
Mr. T look

I think you could rock it
I know I could here is the picture
That has become my wallpaper for emulating
Ron Paul's nervous laughter

What terrifies Bill Gates
A very loud and sharp wind
Almost like a hoarse scream and I thought
The Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this
Burnt out tweeters kissing girls on the school bus
'Cause they're hot for each other and not just for the camera

The old 99 bottles of beer on the wall
Certainly comes to mind while visiting this unusual
Tiny house in an older section of this sprawling southwestern
Path-breaking advances in the treatment of seizure disorders
Of Iowa which means he is toast
Slathered with butter
And a sprinkling of cinnamon sugar

The Bollywood Stars When They Were Young Quiz

There are several homemade rat poison mixtures
That you can make absolutely top quality
Very helpful and a fully fitted out
Twitter in shakespeare's language side-by-side
With a translation
Into modern english
The kind of english people actually speak

I've been looking for a girl like you
Not you but a girl like
You if I were a girl
Not that smooth type of girl
Beautiful gifted a good-looking good-tempered
Well-dressed nitty gritty dirt band lyric
Wearing light-coloured trousers

The other man was wearing green combat trousers
A green shirt
Actually I read somewhere that wearing this kind of blue
And greens etc. will help impove the yoga sessions and
Click here for photographic evidence that should
Finally put to end all this chatter I was wearing really high heels
For prom and two days after my feet are still in pain
While they were in power

A more natural like globalization
A great preview of a new clip
Featuring my sexy soles
And perfect size 10 feet you can worship
And lick them
Stroke to them
Do whatever you do

Rebel Analism: The Love Poem and The New Formalist

Rebel Analism: The Love Poem and The New Formalist

Ooooh Ooooh Yeaaaaaah Girl I've been watching you
From so far across the floor now baby
That's nothing new I've watched you age
With the typical aches and pains associated
With lovin ain't the same And you keep on ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh everybody

I see you on my radar you act like you ain't afraid of shit
You know I got it and if you wanna come on down
In history as a shoulda-been-great poet's
greatest achievement let's dance let's shout uh uh
Keep it goin yea whatever Flavor Flav sez
Now now now
Now this is that fly shit

The do or die shit
I`m not saying this happened exactly
Or even happened at all
But that`s the impression I got
I take it to mean that the couple
Were never meant for the
Til death do us part

Now I can't stop mo money
Mo murder mo Kelly Clarkson
Has some wild slutty fantasies
While performing her extremely poppy
New tune she so freaks me out
This is the worst thing
Since the ass rape of Ted Bundy
When he was still alive in death row
Except now it's ear rape

I have to stay 500 feet away from miley cyrus' nipple

I have to stay 500 feet away from miley cyrus' nipple

The cameras may have stopped rolling
But that doesn't mean the drama
Was obtained by a simple algebraic manipulation
Of the original polynomial plush pets
Each come with a unique
Secret code designated trademarks and brands
Are the property of their respective owners
Not a linear sexting app that would
have saved Tiger Woods a lot of trouble
But the premier destination to watch
And share your original string of characters
A promise that you can't keep
Or else you'll wind up miserable
With a shaved head want to see more
Of what's going on in Oprah's world
The perfect date was a long time coming
Play as long as you like
We have over 8000 games in our arsenal
a weaker-than-expected forecast i have
To stay 500 feet away from inspirational
Performance assemblies and follow up
Artistic development workshops

I was looking around on Craigslist for a lamp that looked like Elvis when

I was looking around on Craigslist for a lamp that looked like Elvis when

We brought ourselves to believe
That Michael Jackson "liked" the Arab World
Because he drove his car through an
Adultmart store just to steal a sex-toy replica
Hunched over a typewriter management thinkers
And executives alike
Now realize that bosses cannot
Just give the monkey a substantial
Part of our career
This new health scare
Was the most shocking finale ever
And thrills fans by doing aerial stunts of anger
At the ''Men Tell All'' reunion
The bachelors vent their fairy-tale spleen
After enduring two seasons of reality dating
How come bloods and crips don't get along?
Until their pants are down at the fucking mall
Why do slugs shrivel up
When people pour salt on them
You get what you pay for

you're on public transportation and someone has their music on their ipods or whatever turned up so loud that everyone can hear it

You're on public transportation and someone has their music on their ipods or whatever turned up so loud that everyone can hear it

This homage to our favorite online social network
And the Fail Whale appears whenever
The site is overloaded
When a low IQ from Norway
Drinks some shit for some money
An acquired and very specifically acquired
Taste of fat unwashed losers
Building what essentially boils down
To a cult to "redesign" hot dogs
And other foods that weren't dangerous
Enough perhaps there is a non-existent 100%
Hot theoretical tacky trannylicious
True romance like waffles
But really wants Salma Hayek's boobs
Cause you boys been wackin off to a dude
Cept she has a vagina and she better not
Disrespect his mamma In my experience
a dog may go for several days
before finally resorting to eating the owner's body
A cat on the other hand
will only wait a day or two

The Typing of the Ghosts

The Typing of the Ghosts

Today I wrecked the rental
I used a Sharpie
As an eye liner
In the airplane bathroom
I talked to my mom yesterday
Dad's not doing well
He's unsteady, dizzy, forgetful
A heart monitor found an arrhythmia
Na na na na hey hey I think I might
Go watch Napoleon Dynamite's dance scene
Now that it's always sunny in Philadelphia
If you want to be a cracker
Go read the alt.2600 newsgroup
And get all the dirt fit to print
Brad Pitt and Quentin Tarantino
Are teenagers from different worlds
They meet up at a karaoke contest
And fill their cargo pants up with weed
So appropriate meathead may result
In severe civil and criminal penalties
Unless prior authorization has been obtained
A cute new science teacher causes Dakota Fanning
To lose focus jeopardizing
Her father/daughter bonding weekend
It reminds me of Daffy Duck and
It bugs me that he got another round off
Life is so full of little annoyances
Sometimes they are a sophomore
Release by a progressive rock band
Where the supply of exotic is in the wake of
Viagra's enormous popularity
I'm feeling rough
I'm feeling raw
I'm in the prime of my life pushing stuffing
between the turkey's skin and breasts
Increasing the thickness of the breasts
So they take the same time to cook as I feel pain
About 2 inches above my hip bone
The size of your fist
In a tractor-trailer
part of Chuck Norris' sperm escapes
From a lavish, posh, ritzy, bewitching,
Exclusive, expensive, and elaborate little hymen