Spill Baby Spill

Chicks dig me
Because I rarely wear
Underwear and when I do
They are Sylvester Stallone
Testosterone-filled
Philly cheese steak at Johnny Utah's

Where I ride the mechanical bull

Your penis name is Thrill Drill
It's not like you can go down to True-Value
And buy oil-rig cause we fucking
Founded this country asshole

So your wanna be attempt

To be a rebel

So chicks will dig you doesn't work
Chicks get thrills on boats named Wonder Bread

Orca
And Tiny

Cuz chicks dig brain damage

And dealing with psychological scars
A black Hummer complete with a
Drill baby Drill bumper sticker
Gets them more willing to initiate love-making

And either you support the troops or you don't
Skimmer boats worked for me as they gets me willing

And only ugly fat chicks dig guys in a Prius