Sunday, January 17, 2010

Smurf-Flavoured Milkshake

And they're like
It's better than yours
Because she shakes her breasts
And it attracts males
Actually, i'm lactose-intolerant
No my blender is broken
I've been wearing skirts
Short skirts
For the last three days straight
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
Also what is the "yard"?
Think about it
Milkshakes are when MySpace profiles
Bring all the boys to the yard as I started
Making my own nut milk when I was living in LA

The other fly ladies are smooth and creamy cuz Kelly Osbourne
Left embarrassed after dad Ozzy farted in their yoga class
Shake it all the time (Whoa)
All the time work, work, work
Be a cold day in hell before we screwed around with a real one
The last time I saw him
he was dead drunk
Leavin' in a box car
which is a more violent and dangerous form of Smurf dancing

Hmmm looks like the puffins dodos and boobies know
if you melt Smurf they turn to flarf
but how much flarf?
Flarf Smurf runs through the village and surrounding forest
with a quill in one hand and parchment in the other
looking for inspiration

One night when the moon was blue,
a stork brought Conceptual Smurf to the village
No one knows where he came from but he was
Immediately adopted by all the Smurfs
He completely changed their quiet little lives
But no one's complaining

Everyone loves Conceptual Smurf
with all his good and his bad

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About Me

Alana Madison is a serial killer, imposter and compulsive liar. Her online criminal work has ranged from Bellingham, where she started as a strangler, to Hillside, where she committed the 1979 murder of two females. She is currently a contributing prisoner of Walla Walla at Washington State Penintentiary, commiting the 1980 Compton perjury. Recent writing projects include Carmen Colon (Churchville, 1971), Wanda Walkowicz, Michelle Maenza, and Impersonation (a performance poem in LAPD).


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