Fucking Cereal In Milk How Does It Work

I am simply a home-schooled
14 year old Christian girl
I had a co-worker
who would giggle uncontrollably
if you walked up to him and just said,

boobies my dear

the witch said I cannot help you
She paused
adjusted her hat
and turned to leave
We must not anger the Juggalos

Jack London's Famous Short Story

Every human being
On this earth had been dreaming
Has been dreaming
And will continue to dream

There are many men
Who want to be able to shoot
Their cum just because
They view it as something
That is very manly
And they want to be able to
Do it too

Increase Ejaculate
Up to five times
With horny hands
When it comes to giving
By man prick on love date
Gets their face
Splashed with man goo
It becomes ugly
And inaccurate
Because our thoughts are
Bottom dying metaphors
Verbal
False
Limbs
Pretentious diction
Meaningless words
Six rules p.s.

For Baltimore we were
Pretty extreme taking
The high road

With Derrida

It Was A Little Bit Deeper Than That It Was Personal

Anytime one of the members
Started to lose interest she
Pretty much spit on your secret hole
I’m pro substance and style
It just hasn’t and probably can’t
Suck the life out of literature
As a melodramatic sissy
And Stein as a celebrity-sucking
Charlatan the Blavatsky of letters

Yeah I have to have
A breather foot going back
Full time to an ashtanga studio
I'll save money when I'm dead
Seriously

How could Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ever happen in a world like this?
That you said you couldn't remember
The last time you'd wished
A celebrity would go hiking in Iran
You know what's funny
No matter what

People argue in the commentary field
It's really quite ridiculous
Merry Christmas fucktards

The Atomic Bomb is Not Moby-Dick

Even when you're terrified
That said bomb is going
To fuck you in the ass
The Pynchon of Gravity's Rainbow
Is terrified of being fucked
If you are a young American
And you're bored
How about making a bomb
In your mom's kitchen
Like a franchise of McDonald's
Or my childhood favorite Carvel
These al-Qaeda cells
Are locally owned and operated
Spock would never betray
The emotion of discomfort
Or any other emotion
for that matter
I was in a car accident
A few years ago and it left me
With no teeth so
I now wear dentures
At first I thought it was
A horrible thing but like
They say every cloud
Has a silver lining
And the pleasure I can now
Share with the men of the world
Is my silver lining
I'm 6 ft. tall
Weigh about 240lbs
With long curly dark
Hair and blue eyes
If your one of those guys who's
Always wanted to try a gummer
But didn't want someones Grandmother
Doing it for you then I'm you girl
The next night we ate whale
Which he likes to repeat for long stretches
At public readings
His record is seven minutes
Isn't that what Paris Hilton does
Rack up points
Produce nothing of value
All these self indulgent a-holes
make me hope Mexico
Annexes this stupid country
Everything that even hints
At some nobility of spirit
I’ve learned from these creatures
I do love the way you put
Your words together in this story
I will try to comment
Tonight when we get to a motel
Hey I'm the curvy girl from metaquotes
who is extremely supportive
of your fashion goals
Friending you now
I went from being
School teacher of 8 years
To a cam girl
Also three paragraphs up from the bottom
Yes I suggested his observations are akin
To today’s surveillance techniques
Twitter & FB
Emma Watson’s vagina
looks the same as it did
before she cut her hair
I’m just sayin
If you want to view
Any of these things let me know
PayPal will keep my money

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About smoking hot
Fierce fabulous and can
Spend money booze
It up and party
With the best of them
Lust is easy
For me love
Is hard which means
Either she's just
The best thing
Goin' in town
Which is possible
Or he's just naturally
Got a lot screamin'
In him when he gets
A movin I also think
That men need to
Be penetrated

Also kids
Are fairly unimaginative
Where did the women folk
Get the idea that writing
About their lives
Might be interesting
I work in
Children’s book publishing
So maybe that makes
Me qualified to comment
On the original
And one true karate kid

Anger with ambition
Is one thing but
Mindless anger
Without purpose
Is least I think
They took down
The ones
That called for my rape
I love the idea of a grand tour
It’s nostalgic when Non-Nazi
Germans and Austrians
In my experience
discuss Jews the way
Liberal White North Americans
discuss Blacks
Though that
Anxiety of influence
Stuff has legs

God's Wrath and now I can't get **** from her

Julia Roberts struggles with masses of pizza
Oh for the glory days of Jack Bauer
Cut to the torture scenes or else zippiest firearm
In the toolkit does diddly in close-up melee lopez
Or fat ass Keira Knightley wants to yiff

In the wake of all that happened
Finding old tracks on you tube
Is the bollocks when the corn laws
Wake you up to the sound
Of some idiot
In a Chevelle doing donuts

Asian street meat as avant poetics
And we wondered where she got
Those firm wobbly plumpers

Meat bait you know that if it
Smells like funk then it must be us
Sex and the city girls
Are God's vagina

You need to set your
Little sexy ass down and watch yourself
Get killed

And I would smoke an old cigar
Then I would eat an entire large pizza
Off her dreads then I’d bind my wrists together
And jump up and down then I would tear
Open those fish nets and wrap them
Around some wet laundry and squeeze
Out all the dog poo yard dog red wine

I love a good bit of spnak me