Alfie Camus,The Witchfinder General

Ain't no fucking scenery to speak of here
But tat's right to my purpose
A man carrying a pistol at my back
There's the short walk to the front office
Clear out my desk
Gives a big smile
Grows wings and flies

So full of trash and rats
I felt one crawl across my soul
Fallen enemies are fed to the scavengers
Fallen friends are fed into the Great Furnace
Their souls returned to the Great Mother
While fallen warriors ready themselves

My lineage is Whitey McWhite
So a coat or two
Did the trick
Making my eyes pop
Without looking too weird or too dark
On those days I skip the elliptical trainer
Without a damn good reason
And find myself wandering through the woods

You come upon a sanctuary
A peaceful clearing that murmurs ancient secrets
The sounds of the waterfall beckon you to sit awhile
And contemplate how far you've come
And where your true path may lie
In this secret passage

And how the first angel blew his trumpet
Of hail and fire mixed with blood thrown
With blood will rain on
Blood fire and columns of smoke

Alphabetical a all and angel
Blood burned came down
Earth fire first car you see
Flame smoke smoke emitted from a vehicle
When it is on fire

We took your little white butt
and stretched it to the max

You continue your journey while the others
Attended “Kill Whitey” parties in Williamsburg

Smurf-Flavoured Milkshake

And they're like
It's better than yours
Because she shakes her breasts
And it attracts males
Actually, i'm lactose-intolerant
No my blender is broken
I've been wearing skirts
Short skirts
For the last three days straight
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
Also what is the "yard"?
Think about it
Milkshakes are when MySpace profiles
Bring all the boys to the yard as I started
Making my own nut milk when I was living in LA

The other fly ladies are smooth and creamy cuz Kelly Osbourne
Left embarrassed after dad Ozzy farted in their yoga class
Shake it all the time (Whoa)
All the time work, work, work
Be a cold day in hell before we screwed around with a real one
The last time I saw him
he was dead drunk
Leavin' in a box car
which is a more violent and dangerous form of Smurf dancing

Hmmm looks like the puffins dodos and boobies know
if you melt Smurf they turn to flarf
but how much flarf?
Flarf Smurf runs through the village and surrounding forest
with a quill in one hand and parchment in the other
looking for inspiration

One night when the moon was blue,
a stork brought Conceptual Smurf to the village
No one knows where he came from but he was
Immediately adopted by all the Smurfs
He completely changed their quiet little lives
But no one's complaining

Everyone loves Conceptual Smurf
with all his good and his bad

Aleister Crowley underoos

Walking around

In his underoos made of four numerical it's free to view

Full screen streaming Saskatchewan

Towards the why I love sleep with a major change appearing right

At the end rather wear only clingfilm or eat

A plump chubby teenager sock

Commando side story most up-to-date Nanaimo weather forecast

Including Nanaimo's long range dumbbells will not allow for weaker muscle

A star if you love weather and the average Jane into a sexy vixen

Can crunch until you're blue in the then come long range

Irish long range with silver in the happiest marriages

The influence of my long-range airborne webcam

Showing off the beauty of the female foot

In this weather you need Aleister Crowley break time reading

When shown images chill I didn't expect her to be you

Hello there I am Andrea or &rea and information about Corfu's climate

Got me to do this gym class

Her spine straightening what words to use

a member of the most holy inquisition is weather Facebook Google they'll all be there

Prediction models of the end and a few other humans

For the long range period convicted serial killer

You icon of evil trade winds

Accurate seasonal forecasts patty cake manga

Doing military presses to shriek responsibility

Every man and every woman is extreme weather

A lean midsection is enough to turn a million dollars in this

Very latex hair Extreme Feet

The best foot fetish site on the fortune cookie

Factories of the northern plains

There is also hot she-males or hard stud gays

something is wrong in nazca

Something is wrong here war disease death destruction and hunger that was a UFO and no one noticed you have commented on the wrong article when I see something it is my sincere desire to be respectful and many non-believers find something otherworldly about the place the actual fluidity of movement has a fine skull to it so that they could not identify or tell in the afterworld who did them wrong one recent theory says the lines had something to do with water and the ancient people walked along it doesn't matter whether I say they are completely wrong don't worry we've got something for you too and although you can touch it and walk all over this half-mile those giant drawings on the plains of death of a ladies' man that Phil Spector produced album released in 1977

Why ? Shampoo ?

two poem in shampoo 36

Why ? Bash Slasho ?

A small collection of the Bash Slasho poems published by ungovernable press.

Why ? BafterC ?

song

please spare me your anaconda
every time someone corrects someone’s grammar
or spelling on the internet
it feels like 9/11 all over again
but don't worry
whatever it is
its not as bad as Moulin Rouge

Why ? Otoliths Issue 12 ?

Two prose poems from little rockets.

Why ? One Cent #395 ?

the year ends with

Lewd Basho posing shaved in black leather jacket

A golden boy

Wearing just flickers of

Candlelight will fuck

Like a star

Make sure to take a good

Look as heaven declares civil

War suicide bombing

White horses enflamed

Cheerleader dark

Nights and day hot drippings

They do a nasty

Thing with their chicken legs

Still screaming

Bok! Bok! Bok!

published by One Cent Press -

Why ? Moria ?

5 poems in Moria Poetry Journal

Why ? Lightlisten 16 ?

one poem here

Why ? Jacket 35 ?

I have 4 poems in Jacket 35

Why ? 1cent # 384 ?

I have a poem in issue # 384 of the world famous 1 cent series

Why ? Dusie Chaps ?

wow r u a bot..... (dusie PDF book ready for download)

Why ? otoliths ?

7 poems over at Otoliths including 2 from the new manuscript martian sex

Why ? Skicka ?

five bash slasho poems over here at skicka

Why ? Dusie Five?

3 poems in Dusie five

Why? Shampoo?

A poem in shampoo 29

Why? Listenlight?

Two poems have been published over here

Why ? Matrix 74 ?

Dating books
I never saw the fun
Suddenly
Basho brings new meaning
And some hot tail too
Crime fiction and quantum mechanics

I seem to have 2 bash slasho poems in the new issue of Matrix. In lesser bookshop’s everywhere.